Horsed nicked it 2–0 against 1NightStand.

Names in the book: George P (brace).

George P ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to James for fumbling over the ball and injuring himself. Not the graceful exit he'd planned.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.