Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: Horsed beat TDS 2–0.

Getting the goals: Jack C and Ty.

Pick of the bunch: Dan H, your Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Dan for joining the ice cream parlour with his great scoop save. The keepers' union salutes you.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to James for scooping the ball to the keeper like he worked at an ice cream parlour.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.