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04
The Gun
Opposition
LA chastening night.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

A 0–4 hammering by The Gun. Some nights are just for forgetting.

A goose egg going forward for Horsed.

Adam C ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Adam for his Barcelona-esque flick to play Steven in (who missed btw). Filthy bit of skill.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash for injuring himself doing a random overhead kick in the middle of the pitch (and for wearing a baseball cap all game). Took himself out, no defenders required.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
No scorers recorded
🎯 Assists
None recorded
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Adam for his Barcelona-esque flick to play Steven in (who missed btw)

🫏 Donkey

Ash for injuring himself doing a random overhead kick in the middle of the pitch (and for wearing a baseball cap all game)