Get the horse a beer — Horsed dismantled More Horsed 8–1.

Goals courtesy of Jack C (5), Steven W, Adam C and Aiden S.

Jack C took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Worth the admission fee alone — Jack's amazing through ball to Adam for the goal. Vision, genuinely.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Matt for not showing up and not messaging. Tickets to that one weren't refundable.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺