A workmanlike 3–1 over Old Boys. Three points is three points.

On the scoresheet: Jack C and Adi B (brace).

Man of the Match? No argument: James O.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Matt for leaving his boots behind (twice). You can't tackle in those.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.