Horsed nicked it 3–0 against Lads on Toure.

Names in the book: Jack C and Chris L (brace).

Chris L ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. Moment of the night — Chris's epic goals.

Not a goal conceded; take a bow, Dan H.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Chris for this interaction with the ref: Ref: "White ball, goal kick" Chris: "It's a fucking white ball" Ref: Yes, I know. That's why I said white ball". Officials: never the donkey's friend.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.