A workmanlike 4–1 over RB Light a Cig. Three points is three points.

On the scoresheet: Jack C (brace) and Eddie E (brace).

Man of the Match? No argument: Jack C and Adam C. Worth the admission fee alone — Adam's volley from the half way line. Ripped the net off.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Matt for not showing up without any warning. Priorities, eh.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.