Horsed were rampant, putting 6 past Farcelona in a 6–2 demolition.

On the scoresheet: Jack C (hat-trick), Ash S and Chris L (brace).

Man of the Match? No argument: James O. Moment of the night — James's toe punt after taking it past a defender.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Matt for being a no-kit wanker.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.