Horsed came up just short, going down 1–2 to Lads on Toure.

Goals courtesy of Jack C.

Chris L took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Worth the admission fee alone — Jack's top bins penalty. Keeper didn't even move.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for nearly sabotaging us with a near-miss an own goal. The opposition didn't even need to turn up for that one.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺