0–0. Horsed and Old Boys cancelled each other out; the real result came later at the bar.

Horsed drew a blank up front — one of those nights.

Man of the Match? No argument: Dan H. One for the scrapbook — Dan's amazing save that everyone on the other team loved. The keepers' union salutes you.

Not a goal conceded; take a bow, Dan H.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dan's slice into the woods when he was 'clearing his lines'. Someone go fetch it from the car park.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.