Horsed edged a 2–0 win over Farcelona — job done, pints earned.

Goals courtesy of Jack C (brace).

Steven W took the MOTM honours, and the first round. File this under 'pure cinema' — Jack for his one touch and finish. Killed it stone dead.

Dan H kept a clean sheet — alert the press.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dan for hoofing it off the pitch when Aiden and Jack would have been clean through.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺