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Horsed FC21 May 2024
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Farcelona
Opposition
WThree points.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

Horsed edged a 2–0 win over Farcelona — job done, pints earned.

Goals courtesy of Jack C (brace).

Steven W took the MOTM honours, and the first round. File this under 'pure cinema' — Jack for his one touch and finish. Killed it stone dead.

Dan H kept a clean sheet — alert the press.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dan for hoofing it off the pitch when Aiden and Jack would have been clean through. Cleared it into next Tuesday.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Jack for his one touch and finish

🫏 Donkey

Dan for hoofing it off the pitch when Aiden and Jack would have been clean through