Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: Horsed beat Lads on Toure 2–1.

Getting the goals: Jack C and Adam C.

Pick of the bunch: Adam C, your Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Adam and Dan for linking up for a sweet goal in the first minute. One to bore the grandkids with.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Jack for having a strop and hoofing it against the fence after a shite first touch. That ball's still up there somewhere.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.