A 1–1 stalemate with 1NightStand. A point's a point.

On the scoresheet: Drew H.

Man of the Match? No argument: Dan H. Worth the admission fee alone — Dan for his 1-on-1 save. Pure larceny between the sticks.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Jack for working and missing the game. He'll want that one back.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.