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Horsed FC18 Jun 2024
Horsed
Horsed
10
1NightStand
Opposition
WScrappy but sweet.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

Horsed edged a 1–0 win over 1NightStand — job done, pints earned.

Goals courtesy of Jack C.

Matt S took the MOTM honours, and the first round. One for the scrapbook — Jack for sitting the keeper down six times (and still missing).

A clean sheet for Dan H, rarer than a quiet night at The Cock Inn.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Steven for scoring two worldies into the hockey goal.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Jack for sitting the keeper down six times (and still missing)

🫏 Donkey

Steven for scoring two worldies into the hockey goal