A workmanlike 4–1 over RB Light a Cig. Three points is three points.

On the scoresheet: Jack C (hat-trick) and Chris L.

Man of the Match? No argument: Adam C. Moment of the night — Dan's fingertip save onto the post. Pure larceny between the sticks.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash for creating a great opportunity and then fumbling it past the post.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.