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Horsed FC1 Oct 2024
Horsed
Horsed
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Footbulls
Opposition
WScrappy but sweet.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

Horsed edged a 5–2 win over Footbulls — job done, pints earned.

Goals courtesy of Jack C (brace), Matt S and Chris L (brace).

Chris L took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Worth the admission fee alone — Adam fucking up some 14 year old.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash for his assist for their first goal.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Adam fucking up some 14 year old

🫏 Donkey

Ash for his assist for their first goal