Get the horse a beer — Horsed dismantled Wally FC 5–1.

Goals courtesy of Jack C (brace), Ash S (brace) and Chris L.

Ash S took the MOTM honours, and the first round. File this under 'pure cinema' — Adam for executing the perfect through ball whilst in the process of stacking it. All the striker had to do was nod.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dan for shouting "stop shooting straight at the fucking keeper".

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺