Horsed edged a 4–1 win over RB Light a Cig — job done, pints earned.

Goals courtesy of Jack C (hat-trick) and Chris L.

Jack C took the MOTM honours, and the first round. The highlight reel belongs to Ash for going off after getting a ball to the bollocks, only to then get another ball to the bollocks immediately while on the bench after a deflection.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Aiden for not scoring but running off the pitch with the ball.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺