A 2–4 defeat to Red FC. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

On the scoresheet: Ash S and James O.

Man of the Match? No argument: Chris L. Worth the admission fee alone — Ash's great volley that smacked Steven in the ass. Ripped the net off.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Chris for taking an awful free kick that went out for a goal kick... then the ref gave it as a penalty. He'll want that one back.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.