Horsed were rampant, putting 9 past 341 FC in a 9–0 demolition.

On the scoresheet: Jack C (4), Eddie E (hat-trick) and James O (brace).

Man of the Match? No argument: Jack C. Moment of the night — Rhys' nutmeg run. Straight through the wickets.

A clean sheet for Dan H, rarer than a quiet night at The Cock Inn.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Eddie for attempting a rainbow kick and passing it to nobody because Craig said he wouldn't be able to. Showboat gone wrong — the worst kind.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.