Horsed lost 1–4 to Butter Chicken. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

Names in the book: Jack C.

Jack C and Adam C ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — Jack's outside of the boot finish.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Steven for missing a clear open goal.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.