Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: Horsed beat Lads on Toure 2–1.

Getting the goals: Jack C and Ash S.

Pick of the bunch: Ash S, your Man of the Match. One for the scrapbook — Ash for attempting an overhead kick.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Chris for not turning up due to 'traffic'. Commitment of the year, that.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.