A workmanlike 3–0 over So Horsed. Three points is three points.

On the scoresheet: Jack C and James O (brace).

Man of the Match? No argument: James O. The highlight reel belongs to James for his brace.

A clean sheet for Dan H, rarer than a quiet night at The Cock Inn.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.