Horsed came up just short, going down 0–2 to Jockeys.

Not a single goal for Horsed. It happens.

Dan H took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Moment of the night — Ash for when the ref stated "Horsed vs 1nightstand" and he shouted "I thought we were playing the jockeys" in front of all the jockeys.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Steven for hoofing the ball out the front gate because he needed a rest. Someone go fetch it from the car park.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺