Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: Horsed beat Billy's Big Bollocks 3–2.

Getting the goals: Jack C (hat-trick).

Pick of the bunch: Steven W, your Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Ash for turning into Jens Lehmann making a crucial save in the last minute of the game. Hands like flypaper.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash for passing the ball straight to their striker for him to tap it into an open goal. From there, you'd back your nan.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.