A workmanlike 3–1 over Funky Bunch. Three points is three points.

On the scoresheet: Jack C (brace) and Eddie E.

Man of the Match? No argument: Sam C. Moment of the night — Good team goal that went through every player.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dan for giving a Dan excuse as we were about to pick him up.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.