A 1–5 hammering by Yum Yum. Some nights are just for forgetting.

Goals courtesy of Jack C.

Chris L took the MOTM honours, and the first round. File this under 'pure cinema' — Dan for telling the ref he's uneducated after he gave a goal for his penalty save. Pure larceny between the sticks.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Jack for trying his best to give them a penalty for passing back to Dan twice. He'll want that one back.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺