Horsed came up just short, going down 1–4 to Six Offenders.

On the scoresheet: Jack C.

Man of the Match? No argument: Adam C. One for the scrapbook — Adam for turning into prime Adi and knocking it past someone to run onto. Somehow it all came off.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash for getting tripped over by Casper the Ghost. Not the graceful exit he'd planned.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.