Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: Horsed beat The Gun 3–2.

Getting the goals: Jack C (brace) and Steven W.

Pick of the bunch: Steven W, your Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Steven's incredible finish.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Jack for tripping over his laces and fucking up his elbow.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.