Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: Horsed beat The Gun 3–2.

Getting the goals: Jack C (brace) and Steven W.

Pick of the bunch: Steven W, your Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Steven's incredible finish.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Jack for tripping over his laces and fucking up his elbow. Not the graceful exit he'd planned.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.