Get the horse a beer — Horsed dismantled Football Club FC 8–2.

Goals courtesy of Jack C (hat-trick), James O (brace) and Eddie E (hat-trick).

James O took the MOTM honours, and the first round. One for the scrapbook — James' thundercunt strike that went in off the post and keeper. Absolute postage stamp.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dan for replacing Chris's head as he hoofed it at him from a goal kick. That ball's still up there somewhere.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺