Horsed lost 0–1 to WTB BF. Frustrating, but the pints don't pour themselves.

Horsed drew a blank up front — one of those nights.

Man of the Match? No argument: Ash S. The highlight reel belongs to the final whistle.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dan for going on holiday.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.