A 0–3 defeat to Funky Bunch. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

A goose egg going forward for Horsed.

Adam C ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — George for kicking another ball at the player going through 1 on 1 to stop them.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash for posting a horrendous pouting photo on Strava. Some images can't be unseen.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.