Not pretty, but nobody's complaining: Horsed beat Kid Lrob Reborn 3–1.

Getting the goals: Jack C (brace) and James O.

Pick of the bunch: Adam C, your Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — James's rocket strike giving us a much needed cushion. Ripped the net off.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash for slipping on the ball and continuing to roll on it for a further 3 miles. Took himself out, no defenders required.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.