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Gina's Cleaners
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WDemolition job.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

A 6–2 battering of Gina's Cleaners that'll be retold (and exaggerated) over several pints.

Names in the book: Jack C, James O (hat-trick) and Chris L (brace).

Dan H ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. One for the scrapbook — James hat-trick hero.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to James - first kick of the game hit the ball with the wrong foot and played them in. Adam - getting caught in 3 minds but chose the 4th option and just gave it to them.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

James hat-trick hero

🫏 Donkey

James - first kick of the game hit the ball with the wrong foot and played them in. Adam - getting caught in 3 minds but chose the 4th option and just gave it to them