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Horsed FC26 Aug 2025
Horsed
Horsed
6–2
Gina's Cleaners
Opposition
WDemolition job.
Match Report
The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk
A 6–2 battering of Gina's Cleaners that'll be retold (and exaggerated) over several pints.
Names in the book: Jack C, James O (hat-trick) and Chris L (brace).
Dan H ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. One for the scrapbook — James hat-trick hero.
And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to James - first kick of the game hit the ball with the wrong foot and played them in. Adam - getting caught in 3 minds but chose the 4th option and just gave it to them.
Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.
The Stats
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
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🔥 Highlight
James hat-trick hero
🫏 Donkey
James - first kick of the game hit the ball with the wrong foot and played them in. Adam - getting caught in 3 minds but chose the 4th option and just gave it to them