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Horsed FC9 Sept 2025
Horsed
Horsed
2–6
Six Offenders
Opposition
LA chastening night.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

A 2–6 hammering by Six Offenders. Some nights are just for forgetting.

Goals courtesy of Jack C (brace).

Matt S took the MOTM honours, and the first round. The highlight reel belongs to a good team goal to go 1 up which gave us false hope.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dan for blaming his defence (again) and then letting in a slow motion howler like Massimo Taibi.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
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🔥 Highlight

a good team goal to go 1 up which gave us false hope

🫏 Donkey

Dan for blaming his defence (again) and then letting in a slow motion howler like Massimo Taibi