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Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

Horsed nicked it 7–4 against Champagne Super Rovers.

Names in the book: Jack C (5) and Chris L (brace).

Chris L ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. Worth the admission fee alone — Jack for sending two of their players for hot dogs.

Every week needs a villain. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Jack for then missing the chance after sending them for hot dogs. Honestly, harder to miss.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Jack for sending two of their players for hot dogs

🫏 Donkey

Jack for then missing the chance after sending them for hot dogs