Horsed nicked it 3–0 against Clean Up Crew.

Names in the book: Jack C (hat-trick).

Jack C ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. Moment of the night — Jack for putting the keeper on the floor and dinking it over him for the 3rd goal.

Not a goal conceded; take a bow, Ash S.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash for passing the ball to Adam 3 metres away, but it taking 28 minutes to get there.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.