Kid Lrob Reborn never stood a chance: Horsed romped home 5–0.

Getting the goals: Jack C (4) and James O.

Pick of the bunch: Adam C, your Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Ash for attempting a yoga pose to get out the way of the ball.

A clean sheet for Dan H, rarer than a quiet night at The Cock Inn.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Dan for cunting the ball at Adam's head from two yards away.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.