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OLA Irons
Opposition
LOne that got away.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

A 2–3 defeat to OLA Irons. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

Goals courtesy of Jack C and Chris L.

Chris L took the MOTM honours, and the first round. File this under 'pure cinema' — Chris for taking it around everyone and scoring.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash for turning up to a football game dressed as a gay bank robber. Some images can't be unseen.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Chris for taking it around everyone and scoring

🫏 Donkey

Ash for turning up to a football game dressed as a gay bank robber