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Horsed FC6 Jan 2026
Horsed
Horsed
2–3
OLA Irons
Opposition
LOne that got away.
Match Report
The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk
A 2–3 defeat to OLA Irons. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.
Goals courtesy of Jack C and Chris L.
Chris L took the MOTM honours, and the first round. File this under 'pure cinema' — Chris for taking it around everyone and scoring.
Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash for turning up to a football game dressed as a gay bank robber. Some images can't be unseen.
Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺