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Horsed FC19 May 2026
Horsed
Horsed
1–6
Yum Yum
Opposition
LA chastening night.
Match Report
The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk
A 1–6 hammering by Yum Yum. Some nights are just for forgetting.
Goals courtesy of Jack C.
Ash S and Jack C took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Moment of the night — James and their midfielder having a three-legged race with their boots being caught together.
Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Isaac for scoring an own goal within two minutes. A generous donation to the other team.
Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺