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Horsed FC19 May 2026
Horsed
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16
Yum Yum
Opposition
LA chastening night.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

A 1–6 hammering by Yum Yum. Some nights are just for forgetting.

Goals courtesy of Jack C.

Ash S and Jack C took the MOTM honours, and the first round. Moment of the night — James and their midfielder having a three-legged race with their boots being caught together.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Isaac for scoring an own goal within two minutes. A generous donation to the other team.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

James and their midfielder having a three-legged race with their boots being caught together

🫏 Donkey

Isaac for scoring an own goal within two minutes