Honours even — Horsed and OLA Irons shared the goals in a 2–2 draw.

On the scoresheet: Jack C and Eddie E.

Man of the Match? No argument: Dan H. The highlight reel belongs to Ash's maisy run / assist for Jack's equaliser with 30 seconds to go. Served up on a plate.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Jack for missing three easy chances. Honestly, harder to miss.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.