Horsed came up just short, going down 3–5 to GB RO Utd.

On the scoresheet: Jack C (brace) and Chris L.

Man of the Match? No argument: Tom W. File this under 'pure cinema' — Ash's miracle gymnastic save after a shot deflected the opposite way. The keepers' union salutes you.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Matt for storing his child in a hockey net whilst he played.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.