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Horsed FC9 Jun 2026
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WTB FC
Opposition
LA chastening night.

Match Report

The Horsed Gazette · Tuesday Desk

A 3–8 hammering by WTB FC. Some nights are just for forgetting.

Goals courtesy of Jack C (hat-trick).

Jack C took the MOTM honours, and the first round. One for the scrapbook — Stumpy giving us a wave.

And now, the bit nobody volunteers for. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Jack M for getting sat down like a toddler wanting his dummy, then watching the ball lobbed over him.

Then, as is tradition, everyone got thoroughly horsed at The Cock Inn. 🐴🍺

The Stats

⚽ Goalscorers
🎯 Assists
⭐ Man of the Match
🧤 Clean Sheet
🔥 Highlight

Stumpy giving us a wave

🫏 Donkey

Jack M for getting sat down like a toddler wanting his dummy, then watching the ball lobbed over him