A 2–6 hammering by Old Boys. Some nights are just for forgetting.

On the scoresheet: Adi B and George P.

Man of the Match? No argument: George P. Moment of the night — Bayly for his 'disguised' backpass.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash for being so knackered he got mistaken for a sub.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.