More Horsed nicked it 3–1 against Horsed.

Names in the book: Adi B (brace) and Andy B.

Bayly ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to George for getting the ball punted into his balls point blank and then running the length of the pitch and nearly scoring.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Ash for hoofing the ball over the net in the wrong direction pre-game. Someone go fetch it from the car park.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.