TDS battered More Horsed 1–9. The only sensible response was at the bar.

Getting the goals: Jack C.

Pick of the bunch: George P, your Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — George for doing everyone's running for them.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Josh for letting in 9 goals.

And with that, it was off to The Cock Inn to get horsed.