A 5–1 battering of WTB that'll be retold (and exaggerated) over several pints.

Names in the book: Adi B (hat-trick), Andy B and Ash B.

Andy B ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. The highlight reel belongs to Dan's amazing save when it came off Andy's ass. The keepers' union salutes you.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Adi for missing six one-on-ones (despite scoring a hat-trick). Honestly, harder to miss.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.