A 1–3 defeat to The Gun. These things happen — drown it at The Cock Inn.

On the scoresheet: Andy B.

Man of the Match? No argument: George P. Moment of the night — Ash for back flicking it over some guy's head. Filthy bit of skill.

Time for the weekly shame. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Bayly for stamping on the ball and nearly falling over stupidly. Took himself out, no defenders required.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.