Honours even — More Horsed and Lads on Toure shared the goals in a 3–3 draw.

Names in the book: Adi B (hat-trick).

Adi B ran the show and walked off with Man of the Match. File this under 'pure cinema' — Adi's ridiculous skill for his first goal. Somehow it all came off.

Predictably, someone had to spoil the fun. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to George for randomly hoofing it at Dave. Someone go fetch it from the car park.

Another Tuesday in the books — see you at the bar.