More Horsed were rampant, putting 7 past Horsed in a 7–2 demolition.

On the scoresheet: Adi B (5) and George P (brace).

Man of the Match? No argument: Adi B. The highlight reel belongs to Josh for his worldie save after being sent for a hot dog. Pure larceny between the sticks.

Hand over the donkey ears. This week's Donkey 🫏 goes to Josh for yeeting the ball to Thatcham during the warm up.

The football was just the warm-up; The Cock Inn was the main event.